London, Dec 29 (IANS) With no family, friends and alleged high-class madames around, it’s going to be a lonely birthday for troubled celebrity golfter Tiger Woods who turns 34 Wednesday.

Woods is said to be still on his yacht Privacy avoiding the daily allegations spewing from waitresses and porn stars, reports news.co.au.

Woods’ life took a downturn when he crashed his car outside his house in the early hours of Nov 27 amid allegations of a massive fight between him and his wife Elin Nordegren, who apparently used a golf club to break the window on his car.

After the accident, the golfer has been tainted by allegations of serial infidelities with as many as 14 women around the US, including various waitresses, nightclub hostesses and porn stars, claiming they had affairs with him.

His wife is apparently living separately with their children, while the golfer, who has taken an indefinite break from golf, has gone into seclusion.

More humiliation for Woods came as his image was removed from Florida publicity shots for the Arnold Palmer Invitational, which he has won six times. Swiss watchmaker Tag Heuer announced it was dropping him from its US ad campaigns.

Also, management consultancy firm Accenture announced that it would discontinue its sponsorship agreement with the scandal-tainted golfer. Gillette has also axed a 12 million pounds (about $19.4 million) marketing deal with him.

Pepsi bosses have also held talks about their 60 million-pound five-year contract with Woods since ditching the Gatorade Tiger Focus drink, and US phone giant AT&T is “evaluating” its link with the star.

Business experts in the US have estimated the loss to shareholders from Woods’ marital infidelity at about $13.65 billion, comparing returns for Woods’ sponsors to those of the total stock market and of each sponsor’s closest competitor.

Just like “every cloud”, the Tiger Woods’ scandals have come up with their own silver lining. The golfer’s numerous affairs seem to have stirred a little more than endless speculation and Christmas cards. Moreover, it has also given him the chance to opt for an alternate career, in case he really bids goodbye to golf. Now, he has the opportunity to star in a film. Tiger Woods has been chosen by the director of “Hangover” to star in the next installment of the popular movie.

The director of the film, Todd Philips, has mentioned that he would like to cast the philandering golfer in the sequel that he has planned for the highly successful film. Apparently, the idea struck him in a moment of philanthropy, and he decided to star the world’s number one golfer in order to help him regain his highly tarnished image. Todd Philips commented that the casting of Tiger Woods in the film would not mean that they would be making fun of him: the character would be funny, not the actor playing it.

Apparently, Heather Graham, who would be reprising the role of an expectant stripper in the film, commented that she would love to work with the golfing star. She felt that acting in a film with Tiger Woods would be fun and an experience worth having. If there is any chance that the director might have spoken in jest, Justin Bartha adds seriousness to the comment, saying that it might just happen, because one can never he very sure with Todd Philips

The mistress-rich Tiger Woods is a very smart guy, because during his regular visits to the strip-clubs, he pretended to be naïve and an innocent virgin. He pretended that he had never seen a stripper before in his entire visit, despite being a regular visitor to strip-clubs.

According to Tony Lombardi, former manager of strip hotspot Scores, the golf ace came to the club whenever he was in New York. He revealed that the ace golfer Tiger Woods appeared like a shy “virgin to strip clubs”.

He was able to keep his numerous trysts with porn stars, mistresses and waitresses hidden from the public eye, with the help of his loyal band of friends, agents, and caddies.

Tiger Woods is not only a good golfer but a great manager and liar too. He managed to conceal his affairs from all, in deep secrecy and used all sort of tricks and treats to play upon the emotions of his lovers. He used his clout, money power and loyal friends to great use and kept the lovers quiet, until now.

Tiger Woods used his enormous money-power and his loyal friends to keep his adulterous lifestyle under wraps. He seduced his numerous mistresses with expensive gifts and supposedly confessions of love to keep them quiet and waiting to be the next Mrs. Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods bodyguards approached women to whom he had taken a fancy in nightclubs on his behalf. And later his childhood friends esp. Byron Bell would arrange clandestine meetings with them and keep it all under wraps too.